They Can Have My Cheeseburger…. February 6, 2008

When they pry it from my cold,dead,greasy hands!

A proposed Mississippi Law would outlaw serving fat people.  They call us obese, but I know what those skinny fascists are really thinking. We here at BMOC will not stand idly by while the gravity challenged are so abased and abused.  I think the only way to prevent this travesty is a Constitutional Amendment to guarantee the right of Americans to eat whatever and whenever they like and to occupy as much space as physically possible. Call it the Porker’s Bill of Rights or Squater’s Rights for the 21st Century. We’ll start circulating petitions at the Krispy Kreme and hire John Goodman as our celebrity spokesman. (he’s got a new movie to promote anyway)

So grab your cannoli and storm the Bastille!